Home Alone 12

So I am home alone because my roommate abandoned me to become a groupie! Sad I know. So I already showered and danced around in my underpants...I have cleaned everything even my room which needed it very much. and I think I finally got rid of the tuna fish smell. I went shopping for eggs and milk and I went bowling for FHE. I have also listened to the first song on my blog like ten times...I am a little addicted. I even read a little of The Host which is the latest book I have decided to read..and don't worry I have not touched my homework...that's just how I roll. So now I have decided to write a blog despite the fact that I have nothing to write about..its all part of the procrastination plan.

Today I woke up feeling sick.
It could have something to do with Linds not letting me sleep all weekend but I have never been sick so much as I have been since I came to Laramie. Another reason I should move. Believe me I take any excuse I can. The cops here hate me and I never have a place to park. Its cold. There are no boys. Ok there are boys but apparently I have a sticker on my face that says "wyotecher nasties...please hit on me...I love it" Not all wyotechers are bad but surely I find the worst.

Weird fact: People named Rob love making it in my life. There have been several guys named Rob that I have met since this summer. I never knew any Robs before then. So there is Rob..older kid that made me cry...he loved my best friend and ruined a trip for me. Then there was the much loved Robifus, and by much loved I for sure mean...jerk that looked like celery. I don't know why I said celery, but I'm gonna leave it. Then most recently there was Robbie. Robbie is scary, but I gave him a chance and he was for sure a nasty. Now I hope I don't meet any more Robs because I am running out of variations of the name. I also decided with Lindsey to keep the men in my life straight I would call them. B1 B2 and B3. These are not Robs although Robbie did make it to B2. But all the B's are boys that keep texting me despite hints. I guess hints are not enough but I don't like confrontation and when I told Robifus I was not interested he gave my number out to many and called me really mean names..so now I just try to pretend that I fell of the face of the earth. I have not quite perfected this yet.

So you may be thinking...WOW...Ashlee is kind of a little brat. Maybe so...or maybe now I just know what I want.
Here is what I don't want
1. I don't want to "chill"
-B2 asks me this all the time...if you cant ask me ahead of time or ever take me on a real date...your not worth it. Once your familiar with a guy or you have mutual friends that all want to chill, then its ok. But in B2 language chill means...I want to smooch...I'm not down little buddy.

2. I don't want you to pretend that you like the same things as me.
-This was B3. Its cool if a guy doesn't like everything I do but if you say your a big fan of The Office and then when I agree to watch it with you and you don't even know the names of the characters, and ask a billion questions...well that's just stupid...don't lie.

That's actually my only complaints haha I am actually very happy with the single life. But some real dates...like where I get fed would be awesome right now. So pretty much I am just hungry I guess.

Speaking of hunger. I cannot wait until Thanksgiving! Good food is part of it but I really just need to go home and see my family. Also I need to do laundry and I have convinced myself that I can make it without doing anymore loads here. I have done two loads in the past month probably. It was my workout clothes and my favorite pants and sweaters. Don't worry its not as gross as it sounds...I just have enough clothes that I can do that..haha... so really its a good thing because those clothes that never get worn are getting a chance..I also wear my workout clothes and sweats alot.

Also speaking of hunger...I am gonna recommend a book. Its called Hunger Games by Suzzane Collins. It was really good and its really an easy quick read. and it has a sequel to follow...which I love.

Well I guess I will stop with the randomness and do my work. Much Love!

Let us lay in the sun...And count every beautiful thing we can see

~I fell of a curb the other day.
*I love singing in the shower.
~I am so so beyond homesick.
*I love Jon and Kate Plus Eight.
~Wyo-Techers worry me.
*I have this new found love for showers.(I know your all shocked)
~I would love to be brave enough to backpack across Europe.
*I dont miss him anymore but I am lonely.
~This week...I love Fun Dip.
*I can't wait to be a mom.
~I love music again.
*Spiders make me want to throw up.
~Hickys are so trashy.
*I need a vacuum.
~I can't wait till this semester of classes is over.
*I want a Beagle.
~I feel that me being lonely is just the thing for me right now. (when it comes to boys)
*I think I could live off of goldfish. (crackers)
~My favorite number is Five.
*I am in an institute class that I love love love.
~Some of my friends political views make me very sad.
*I hate the snow.
~I could handle only seeing snow on Christmas or in pictures.
*Snow is not for clumsy people.
~Sometimes people really surprise me.
*Not always for the worst.
~I love Relief Society.
*Sometimes I say other things but really..my favorite movie is Never Been Kissed.
~Im oddly embarrassed by that.
*I was sweet sixteen and never been kissed.
~I want to work for a school because I have decided I need summers off.
*I love The Carpenters because they remind me of my mom.
~I love Air Supply because they remind me of my dad. (dont ask me why)
*Sometimes I like to imagine what the soundtrack to my life would sound like at any given time.
~When I have trouble sleeping and decide to count sheep, I always see scurrying lizards.
*I have never told anyone that because its so oddly weird.
~I think Mean Girls is a great movie.
*I love shoes, a little to much.
~I love purses, alot to much.
*I need to find a tall guy because I look good in high heels.
~I named my car Creature.
*I can't wait for Twilight to come out.
~Some days I just want a sugar daddy.(candy and/or man)
*I love stretching in the morning...but it seems I only get to enjoy it on lazy days.
~Chocolate milk can instantly make my day a little better.
*I honestly think that my brothers and sister in law are the luckiest people.
~Thats my true feelings of my siblings, though I don't always tell them.
*I dont think I have ever worried or cared about another person more than my little brother.

...so I was thinking about how great life is...the good the bad and the weird. Its just one of those weird nights where I cant sleep. So I just started typing what ever came to mind. It was kinda fun to see what I thought of.

...And to end this I must say...Alicia I am cutting you off if you dont get your own blog!

VERY SCARY

So I all the sudden on Friday got really excited for Halloween...so we went to the thrift store and made some B.A. outfits. Honestly if I could dress like this everyday and not have to explain myself..I totally would! I love random clothes...big hair...and fun makeup...there was not really much to do since we dont drink and generally are not sluts...but we still had an alright time..and besides getting ready is half the fun! So here are the only pictures we actually got from the night...mostly from the institute dance. I also love Halloween because everyone with little kids puts pictures up of the cutest costumes ever...my favorite picture so far is probably of Austyn my second neice being a cute little cat...the leotard...so cute Amber! 80's Rock Band...She's the Business...Im the Party!

Linds gettin down with her bad self

I make this pose alot and I dont really kow why...its sick really...but I am tough

This is just sick...gotta love dancin and takin pictures of yourself

Thug for life...like I said I am tough

For sure this is my favorite picture of the night...classic linds

Katelyn had us do her hair and makeup...and then ditched us for her boy...classic Katelyn

Lindsey has the straightest hair ever...she did not believe that I could make it 80's..I showed her

I make faces....

...alot


So that is it...I know we are not as cute as all the babies...but we sure do try to give them a run for their money!